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One of them says Now remember, these are for your birthday and Christmas.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra_field\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra_field\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreeting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"info\"\u003eblank\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra_field\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"info\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7 x 5 in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44136033452230,"sku":"DMX328","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0276\/4708\/2607\/files\/8b5606f5760189ee2a932fdf0a29c44ece005afe20dcbd0cfc1a9c3ee7f1dd7e.jpg?v=1727406299"},{"product_id":"as-far-from-my-family-as-possible-christmas-holiday-card","title":"As Far from My Family As Possible Christmas Holiday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eI'm not saying all families are a nightmare at Christmas but let's face it some are. 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A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling couple holding christmas presents. White text above them reads It's beginning to look a lot like f*** this.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra_field\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra_field\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGreeting:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"info\"\u003eblank\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extra_field\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"info\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7 x 5 in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"extrafieldsBlock\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dean Morris Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44147374293190,"sku":"DMX327","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0276\/4708\/2607\/files\/420208bbe8acb8438a2ba5ae36825090198bbb37dab98f77d6d5c78dafa4106a.jpg?v=1727924913"},{"product_id":"merry-christmas-to-one-fantastic-bitch-holiday-card","title":"Merry Christmas To One Fantastic Bitch Holiday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"short-description\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eYou are a fantastic bitch and you need to make sure you wish all the other fantastic bitches (okay maybe not quite as fantastic as you!) a very Merry Christmas. 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