Cattitude

Cats stopped giving a fuck a very long time ago. It's time you did the same. Some sassy, sweary cats have come together to encourage you to channel you inner cattitude and start feline purroud of who you are. Life is short. Be weird.

Favourite suggestions include:

• Embrace “Procatstination”: F*** it off and do it tomorrow
• Focus on the sh*t you can control (like naps)
• Shine so bright that those b*tches need sunglasses

Cats have lived the right way for centuries, it’s about time we started listening to them.