Grant Me Serenity Greeting Card

Cover: Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to HIDE the bodies of those people I had to KILL today because they PISSED me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ASS that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Inside: Amen! Happy Birthday

Size: 5x7 inches