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Toddlers Are A** Holes

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    At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

    Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

    • The theory of toddler evolution 
    • Mealtime (AKA Hell)
    • Your unraveling life
    • And how not to die inside

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