I Predict Cock Greeting Card

Whoever you're sending this card to I doubt needs a crystal ball to tell them they'll be getting lots of cock, I just have that hunch. Maybe he can tell you the lottery numbers while he's at it too.

A funny card featuring a retro picture of a wise bearded old man with his hands over a crystal ball in front of a rainbow background. White text above him reads I predict cock and lots of it!