Biggest Sassy Bitch I Know Holiday Card

Let no one be in doubt that even during the festive period there's only one big sassy bitch worthy of that title. You can send this card to those lesser sassy bitches.

A Christmas card with a retro picture of a sultry looking woman wearing a white beret and festive jumper. Text around her reads Merry Christmas to the biggest sassy bitch I know. After me..