Too many tabs open in your brain? Can’t face another question about dinner or Excel? The Overstimulated Survival Button is here to speak when you physically can’t. Worn on a lanyard like the emergency button it is, it says things like “Back away slowly” and “Approach at your own risk!” so you don’t have to. Ideal for stressed mums, drained colleagues, or anyone one question away from losing it. A funny gift that’s painfully accurate.

• Lanyard button with passive-aggressive survival phrases

• Ideal for overwhelmed mums, stressed colleagues or introverts

• Press to play “I’m overstimulated!” and other warnings

• Perfect office gift or Secret Santa for women who’ve had enough

• Small but mighty tool for setting boundaries with a laugh