Shit In My Hands And Clap Birthday Card
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Sometimes the most powerful RSVP is brutal transparency. This birthday card says no to forced fun, fake smiles, and compulsory celebrations — with impressive commitment to the bit. Perfect for anyone who treats social invitations as a hypothetical. A funny greeting card featuring a vintage-style photograph of two women standing outdoors on a street, each holding paper grocery bags. One woman wears a burgundy coat with a fur collar and black gloves, while the other wears a green coat and matching hat. They are smiling at each other. A speech bubble above the first woman reads 'Would you like to come to my birthday party?' and a speech bubble above the second woman reads 'I'd rather sh*t in my hands and clap.'
Greeting: blank
Size: 7 x 5 in